Bikes don’t leak oil, they mark their territory

Bikes don’t leak oil, they mark their territory.
Motorcyclists are the coolest people we know, but also the quirkiest.
A biker will do wheelies and skid-stops on gravel, but otherwise “baby” his or her precious cycle with white kid gloves – and not want a spec of dust to mar the finish.
A biker will meticulously measure the comfortable clearance needed to store their cycles – yet they will zip through rows of stopped vehicles at high speeds in a lane-splitting frenzy that brings their handlebars just 1/8 inch away from disaster.
The only people who don’t think that motorcycle lane-splitting is incredibly dangerous and death-defying – are bikers.
Do you know what they call motorcyclists who split lanes recklessly?
Organ donors.
When bikers want their precious motorcycles towed down the road, they definitely do NOT want their bikes manhandled. No one knows that better than Green Motorcycle Towing Los Angeles, where we ‘baby” your bike as much as you do.
A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
Our special Motorcycle Flatbed Transporters are state-of-the-art motorcycle carriers that wisk your valuable chopper from place to place on a cushion of love – the best shock absorbers known to man. We don’t strap your motorcycle down like a side of beef – as so many non-specialized towing services do; we suspend your beloved bike in the optimum upright position, ideal for distances long and short.
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle :-/
You can count on the biking experts at Green Motorcycle Towing Los Angeles to answer any questions you have about motorcycle transportation, storage, trailers and travel pods. No question is too delicate or too basic. We love giving sweet rides to the finest bikes around.
Let us WOW you with our white-glove handling and delivery. One final word of warning, keep your bike in good repair: Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking.